7 Ways Raising a Cat is Easier Than Raising a Child

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1. A cat can bathe herself.
2. The loudest meow is nothing compared to the standard volume of a child.
3. A child will never use the litter box properly, no matter how many times you put her in it.
4. Even the smartest cat cannot figure out how to use a doorknob.
5. Diapers never come into play with a cat.
6. When you leave a cat alone for the weekend, you don't have to worry about child protective services being called.
7. A cat will never throw her food across the room to indicate she's done eating.